People say „Yo, Humpty, you’re really funny lookin'“
that’s all right ‚cause I get things cookin‘
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can’t get near me
I give ‚em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I’m really bein‘ sincere
‚cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I’m not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I’m still gettin‘ paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I’m in charge,
both how I’m livin‘ and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don’t mean nothin‘, like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I’m the one who said just grab ‚em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it’s obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I’m gonna do my dance.